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Paradox — Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, create a Food token.
Doctor's companion

Grakmaw enters with three +1/+1 counters on it.
Whenever another creature you control dies, if it had a +1/+1 counter on it, put a +1/+1 counter on Grakmaw.
When Grakmaw dies, create an X/X black and green Hydra creature token, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on Grakmaw.

Deathtouch
{8}: Until end of turn, this creature gets +1/+1 for each permanent card in your graveyard.

During your turn, your opponents can't cast spells or activate abilities of artifacts, creatures, or enchantments.

White spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Blue spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Spells your opponents cast cost {1} more to cast.

Other blue creatures you control get +1/+1.
{U}: Target artifact creature becomes blue until end of turn.
Tap an untapped blue creature you control: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells or activate abilities of artifacts.

Celebration — This creature gets +1/+1 and has trample as long as two or more nonland permanents entered the battlefield under your control this turn.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. This land deals 1 damage to you.

Create X 1/1 green and white Citizen creature tokens. Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.

When you unlock this door, create a 1/1 white Glimmer enchantment creature token.

You may choose not to untap Grand Marshal Macie during your untap step. If you do, put a pause counter on it, then you lose 1 life for each pause counter on it.
Whenever Macie becomes untapped, remove all pause counters from it.
{2}, {T}: Choose an "until end of turn" or "this turn" effect. As long as Macie remains tapped, that effect doesn't end.

As long as Grand Master of Flowers has seven or more loyalty counters on him, he's a 7/7 Dragon God creature with flying and indestructible.
[+1]: Target creature without first strike, double strike, or vigilance can't attack or block until your next turn.
[+1]: Search your library and/or graveyard for a card named Monk of the Open Hand, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you search your library this way, shuffle.

All creatures attack each combat if able.
All creatures block each combat if able.

Whenever a creature dies, its controller distributes a number of +1/+1 counters equal to its power among any number of target creatures they control.
Whenever chaos ensues, each player exiles all creatures they control and creates X 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens, where X is the total power of the creatures they exiled this way. Then planeswalk.

Haste
Whenever one or more creatures you control attack, add that much mana in any combination of {R} and/or {G}. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.

{1}{B}, {T}: Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

{R}, {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target and 1 damage to you.
{W}, {T}: Target creature gains first strike until end of turn.

Flying
{R}: This creature gets +0/+1 until end of turn.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 for each Mountain you control.

{3}, {T} or {R}, {T}: This artifact deals 1 damage to any target.

Flying, vigilance
Disguise {W/U}{W/U}
When this creature is turned face up, you may tap or untap target creature.

Menace
Cycling {2}

You gain life equal to your age.

Destroy each nonland artifact with mana value 4 or less.

Grapeshot deals 1 damage to any target.
Storm