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Flying
When this creature enters, you gain 3 life and draw a card.

Return target artifact card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, you lose 1 life if you don't control a Demon.

Haste
This creature attacks each combat if able.

Afflict 3
At the beginning of each of your postcombat main phases, add {R} for each 1 life your opponents have lost this turn.

{2}: This creature gains your choice of banding, bushido 1, double strike, fear, flying, first strike, haste, landwalk of your choice, protection from a color of your choice, provoke, rampage 1, shadow, or trample until end of turn.
{2}: This creature becomes the colors of your choice until end of turn.
{2}: This creature becomes the creature type of your choice until end of turn.
{2}: This creature's expansion symbol becomes the symbol of your choice until end of turn.
{2}: This creature's art becomes by the artist of your choice until end of turn.
{2}: This creature gets +2/-2 or -2/+2 until end of turn.
{2}: Untap this creature.

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}: Add {W}.
{2}, {T}: Add {G} or {U}.

Tap up to two target creatures.
Investigate.

When this creature enters or dies, create a Treasure token.

Elves you control have "Whenever this creature becomes tapped during your turn, untap it and put a +1/+1 counter on it. This ability triggers only once each turn."

Archpriest of Iona's power is equal to the number of creatures in your party.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you have a full party, target creature gets +1/+1 and gains flying until end of turn.

Enchant creature
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, this Aura deals 2 damage to that player.

I — Exile target creature an opponent controls with power 3 or greater.
II — Create a 2/1 white Cat Warrior creature token, then put a vigilance counter on a creature you control.
III — Target creature you control gains double strike until end of turn.

Cast this spell only during combat on an opponent's turn.
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to you and planeswalkers you control this turn. Untap all attacking creatures and goad them. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase.

I, III — Choose target creature. Its owner shuffles it into their library, then investigates.
II, IV — Create a 2/2 black Alien Angel artifact creature token with first strike, vigilance, and "Whenever an opponent casts a creature spell, this token isn't a creature until end of turn."

Create two 1/1 white Human creature tokens.

Trample
Whenever Zalto is dealt damage, venture into the dungeon.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {R}.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.

Unholy Heat deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
Delirium — Unholy Heat deals 4 damage instead if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.

Tap any number of untapped creatures you control. You gain 4 life for each creature tapped this way.

Enchant player
Whenever a creature deals combat damage to enchanted player, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.

Typhoon deals damage to each opponent equal to the number of Islands that player controls.

Vigilance
{2}: Add one mana of any color.

Return X target cards from your graveyard to your hand. Exile Wildest Dreams.