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{2}: This enchantment deals 1 damage to any target. Flip a coin. If you lose the flip, choose one of your opponents. That player gains control of this enchantment.

Haste
This creature must be blocked if able.
{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Flash
{7}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target permanent.

When this creature leaves the battlefield, sacrifice a land.

{1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
When this creature dies, it deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Sacrifice this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target. Activate only during your turn, before attackers are declared.

Sacrifice this creature: You may change the targets of target instant or sorcery spell.

Islandwalk
At the beginning of each combat, unless you pay {R}, whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature this combat, that creature gains first strike until end of turn.

Surge {1}{R}
Menace

Prevent all damage that this creature would deal to snow creatures.

Each player hides at least one item, then all players reveal them simultaneously. Each player loses life equal to the number of items they revealed. The player who revealed the fewest items then loses half their life, rounded up. If two or more players are tied for fewest, each loses half their life, rounded up.

When this creature enters, create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.

When this creature dies, destroy target land.

Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to two plus the number of cards named Goblin Gathering in your graveyard.

Trample
This creature gets +2/+0 for each Equipment attached to it.

Whenever this creature attacks, Goblin creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Reach
Whenever you roll a die, if the result isn't stored on this creature, you may store that result on it. When you do, this creature deals 1 damage to any target without a hat.
This creature gets +1/+0 for each result stored on it.

Flying
This creature can't block.

Renown 1
As long as this creature is renowned, it has menace.

When this creature enters, create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the number of opponents you have.
{3}{R}, {T}: If a source you control would deal damage to an opponent this turn, it deals double that damage to that player instead.

This creature can't attack unless you control more creatures than defending player.
This creature can't block unless you control more creatures than attacking player.

Provoke

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a Goblin.
Goblin Grenade deals 5 damage to any target.

Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, you may sacrifice it. If you do, destroy target creature and target land.