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Ward {2}
When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it.

Sacrifice this creature: It deals 1 damage to target creature.

{1}{S}: This creature can't be blocked this turn.

This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control a Giant or a Wizard.
When this creature enters, search your library for an instant or sorcery card with the same name as a card in your graveyard, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Tap up to two target creatures. Those creatures don't untap during their controller's next untap step.
Cycling {1}

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}{S}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 2/3 Construct artifact creature. It's still a land.
Whenever this land deals combat damage to a creature, tap that creature and it doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

{S}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.

Reach
Whenever this creature blocks a creature with flying, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature at end of combat.

If a creature dealt damage by this creature this turn would die, exile it instead.
{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Flying
{8}: Creatures you control gain flying until end of turn.

Artifacts, creatures, and lands your opponents control enter tapped.

{B}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
When enchanted creature is dealt damage, destroy it.

Target player loses 2 life.
Escape — {3}{B}, Exile three other cards from your graveyard.

Enchant creature
When enchanted creature dies, you gain X life and draw X cards, where X is its toughness.

Fruitcake Elemental is indestructible.
At the end of your turn, Fruitcake Elemental deals 7 damage to you.
{3}: Target player gains control of Fruitcake Elemental.

You gain 1 life for each Forest on the battlefield.

This spell can't be countered.
Fry deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker that's white or blue.

At the beginning of your first main phase, a random creature card with the greatest mana value among creature cards in your hand perpetually gains "This spell costs {1} less to cast."
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Counter target spell, then proliferate.

Fuel the Flames deals 2 damage to each creature.
Cycling {2}

Prowess, haste
Disguise {5}{R}. This cost is reduced by {1} for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard.
When this creature is turned face up, discard your hand, then draw three cards.

Whenever this creature becomes the target of an Aura spell, you draw a card.

I — Create a 1/1 white Human creature token with ward {2} and a 4/4 white Alien Rhino creature token.
II — Investigate.
III — You may exile a Human you control and an artifact you control. If you do, search your library for a Doctor card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.