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{T}: Untap another target permanent you control.
{T}: Tap target permanent. Activate only if you control eight or more lands.

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Human creature token.

This creature enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the number of creature cards in all graveyards.

Shuffle your whammy deck, then reveal cards from the top of your whammy deck until you reveal an Island or choose to stop. Then, if no Islands were revealed this way, Whammy Burn deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of cards revealed. (A whammy deck consists of a Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, and Forest.)

{2}: Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Reach
When this creature enters, it endures 3.

Inspired — Whenever this creature becomes untapped, you gain 2 life.

Trample
When this creature enters, each opponent may search their library for a creature card and put it onto the battlefield. Then each player who searched their library this way shuffles.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice X creatures.
Destroy X target creatures.

Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn.

Aftermath
Each opponent loses X life.

Flying

Gift a tapped Fish
Choose target creature you control and target creature you don't control. Put a +1/+1 counter on the creature you control if the gift was promised. Then those creatures fight each other.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land.
Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature attacks, you get {TK}.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Undying
{TK}{TK} — 4/2
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 6/9

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {G} or {U}.

{W}, Exile three cards from your graveyard: This creature gains first strike until end of turn.
Discard a card: Exile this creature. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Destroy target nonland permanent. Its controller creates a Lander token.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if you control an artifact.

{3}{G}: This creature becomes a Werewolf. Put two +1/+1 counters on it and you draw a card. Activate only once.

Whenever this creature becomes untapped, you may pay {2}. If you do, draw a card.
Whenever an opponent casts a spell from anywhere other than their hand, draw a card.
Discard a card: This creature can't be blocked this turn.

When Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes enters and at the beginning of your upkeep, if you don't control a creature named Boo, create Boo, a legendary 1/1 red Hamster creature token with trample and haste.
[+1]: Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature with trample or haste.
[–2]: Sacrifice a creature. When you do, Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes deals X damage to any target, where X is that creature's power. If the sacrificed creature was a Hamster, draw X cards.

When this creature enters, you may forage. When you do, return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

Whenever this creature attacks, exile target card from an opponent's graveyard.

Domain — Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each basic land type among lands you control.