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{T}: Put a charge counter on target artifact.
Sacrifice this creature: Put two charge counters on target artifact.

Kicker {2}{G}
Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, that creature gets +5/+5 until end of turn instead.

At the beginning of each end step, draw a card if you've cast a spell from a graveyard or activated an ability of a card in a graveyard this turn.

Flash
When this creature leaves the battlefield, exile target card from a graveyard.
Evoke {B}

When this enchantment enters, search your library for seven cards, exile them in a face-down pile, and shuffle that pile. Then shuffle your library.
If you would draw a card, you may instead put the top card of the pile you exiled into your hand.

Multikicker {2}
This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each time it was kicked.
When this creature enters, it deals damage equal to its power to target creature.

Flash
You may cast legendary spells and artifact spells as though they had flash.
If a legendary permanent or an artifact entering or leaving the battlefield causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may have Gogo become a copy of another target creature you control until end of turn, except its name is Gogo, Mysterious Mime. If you do, Gogo and that creature each get +2/+0 and gain haste until end of turn and attack this turn if able.

When this creature transforms into Demon-Possessed Witch, you may destroy target creature.

Bolster X, where X is the number of cards in your hand. Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it gains trample until end of turn.

Before you shuffle your deck to start the game, you may reveal this card from your deck and exile three or more creature cards you drafted that aren't in your deck.
{1}{R}: Choose a card at random you exiled with cards named Volatile Chimera. This creature becomes a copy of that card, except it has this ability.

Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, you may draw a card.

Islandwalk

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {U}.

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. If {G} was spent to cast this spell, create two 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens.

Whenever The Disciple of Vess attacks, you may put a planeswalker card from your hand onto the battlefield. If you don't, create a token that's a copy of a Liliana planeswalker chosen at random.
(There are currently thirteen. Perhaps look up the list and roll a D20?)

When this creature enters, if you control another Elf, create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {U}.
{T}, Sacrifice this land: Add {U}{U}.

Choose one —
• Charge Them — Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.
• Befriend Them — Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.

Change the target of target spell with a single target.

Aftermath
Target creature gains double strike until end of turn.

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token. It has "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

When Scour the Scene enters, create a 2/2 white and blue Detective creature token.
Whenever you sacrifice an artifact, choose a creature card in your hand or a creature you control. It perpetually gets +1/+0.

Unless target player pays {3}, that player loses 5 life and you gain 5 life.