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Menace, ward {2}, haste
Whenever Kylox attacks, sacrifice any number of other creatures, then exile the top X cards of your library, where X is their total power. You may cast any number of instant and/or sorcery spells from among the exiled cards without paying their mana costs.

Reach
When this creature enters, you may have it fight another target creature.

Sacrifice an artifact: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

{W}{B}: This creature gains fear and vigilance until end of turn.

Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by a nonblack creature, destroy that creature at end of combat.

Put two +1/+1 counters on each of X target lands you control. They each become 0/0 Elemental creatures with reach, haste, and "When this creature leaves the battlefield, conjure a card named Forest onto the battlefield tapped." They're still lands.

Flash
Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, if enchanted creature is red, tap it.
As long as enchanted creature is red, it loses all abilities.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Whenever this creature attacks, tap target creature defending player controls.
Disturb {4}{W}

[+1]: Untap target land you control. Until your next turn, it becomes a 5/5 Elemental creature with haste. It's still a land.
[–3]: Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.
[–6]: You get an emblem with "Whenever a land you control enters, you may draw a card."

Flying
Whenever Thieving Aven deals combat damage to a player, heist target opponent's library.
Whenever you cast a spell you don't own, put a +1/+1 counter on Thieving Aven.

Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.

Discard a land card: This enchantment deals 2 damage to any target.

First strike
Whenever this creature attacks, bolster 1.

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you may pay {1}. If you do, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is a number from 0 to 6 chosen at random.

Protection from white

{1}, {T}: Target player mills a card.
Tap four untapped Advisors you control: Target player mills twelve cards.
A deck can have any number of cards named Persistent Petitioners.

Whenever this Equipment becomes attached to a creature, choose a creature card name with an identical mana cost. That creature becomes a copy of the card with the chosen name until this Equipment becomes unattached from it.
Equip {3}

{T}: Add {C}.
{5}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Create a 1/1 white and black Human Cleric creature token.
{5}, {T}, Sacrifice five creatures: Transform this land, then untap it.

Destroy target artifact.
Cycling {2}

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature at end of combat.
Morph {1}{G}{G}

Whenever this creature blocks, exchange its power and the power of target creature it's blocking until end of combat.

Flash
Whenever Evelyn or another Vampire you control enters, exile the top card of each player's library with a collection counter on it.
Once each turn, you may play a card from exile with a collection counter on it if it was exiled by an ability you controlled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast it.

Monocolored creatures can't block this turn.

{T}: Add {B} or {R}.
{4}{B}{R}: This artifact becomes a 4/4 black and red Dragon artifact creature with flying until end of turn.