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Frantic Firebolt deals X damage to target creature, where X is 2 plus the number of cards in your graveyard that are instant cards, sorcery cards, and/or have an Adventure.

Draw a card, then draw cards equal to the number of cards named Frantic Inventory in your graveyard.

Destroy target enchantment.
Madness {W}

Put any number of target artifact cards from your graveyard on top of your library.
Draw a card.

Haste
When this creature enters, suspect it.
Whenever one or more other creatures you control enter, if this creature is suspected, you may suspect one of the other creatures. If you do, this creature is no longer suspected.

Draw two cards, then discard two cards. Untap up to three lands.

Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has trample.

When this artifact enters, put a rope counter on target creature you control.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player may pay {2}. If they do, they put a rope counter on a creature they control. Otherwise, exile this artifact and each creature without a rope counter on it, then remove all rope counters from all creatures.

Each player loses half their life, then discards half the cards in their hand, then sacrifices half the creatures they control of their choice. Round up each time.

Enchant player
At the beginning of each end step, enchanted player mills X cards, where X is the number of cards put into their graveyard from anywhere this turn.

Counter target nonblue spell.

Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Put two oil counters on it.

Mill four cards. Then put an instant, sorcery, or Faerie card from among the milled cards into your hand.

{1}{G}: Roll two six-sided dice. If both results are the same, this creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is that result. If the total of those results is equal to any other total you have rolled this turn for this ability, sacrifice it. (For example, if you roll two 3s, it gets +3/+3. If you roll a 4 and a 2 for this ability later that turn, sacrifice it.)

When this enchantment enters, exile all creatures face down.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses a card exiled with this enchantment at random and puts it onto the battlefield.
When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, put all cards exiled with it into their owners' graveyards.

Enchant creature
{U}: Tap enchanted creature.
{U}: Untap enchanted creature.

Improvise
Flying
{1}{R}: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the greatest power and/or toughness among other creatures you control.

This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it if it wasn't cast or no mana was spent to cast it.
Plot {3}{G}

Reach
Whenever you commit a crime, look at the top five cards of your library. You may put a land card from among them onto the battlefield tapped. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Flying
As long as this creature is enchanted, it has "{T}: This creature deals 2 damage to target attacking or blocking creature."

Flying, protection from red

Tap target creature an opponent controls and put three stun counters on it. Scry 2.

Protection from enemy-colored multicolored (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, enchanted, or equipped by anything that's two enemy colors, such as blue and green.)