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Amplify 1
{T}: Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each +1/+1 counter on this creature.

This creature can't block.
When you cast a spell for its warp cost, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield under its owner's control. It perpetually gets +1/+0.

Mountainwalk

{W}: This creature gets +0/+1 until end of turn.

Flash
Vigilance
Devour artifact 1

Haste
Whenever Captain Lannery Storm attacks, create a Treasure token.
Whenever you sacrifice a Treasure, Captain Lannery Storm gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose target nonland permanent you control. Until end of turn, it becomes a Vehicle artifact with base power and toughness each equal to its mana value, and it gains crew 2 and "Crash Land — Whenever this Vehicle deals damage, roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to this Vehicle's mana value, sacrifice this Vehicle, then it deals that much damage to any target."

{T}: Search your library for a legendary card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Whenever an artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target Pirate you control.

{1}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Whenever another Human you control enters, untap this creature.
{1}{U}, {T}: You may tap or untap target permanent.

Other Vampire creatures you control get +1/+1.
Tap five untapped Vampires you control: Gain control of target creature. It becomes a Vampire in addition to its other types.

Metalcraft — This creature gets +2/+2 as long as you control three or more artifacts.

When this creature dies, it deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls.

Flying, vigilance
{T}: Add {C}. Spend this mana only to cast an artifact spell or activate an ability of an artifact source.
Crew 1

Flying
Whenever a player sacrifices a permanent, put a +1/+1 counter on Carmen and you gain 1 life.
Whenever Carmen attacks, return up to one target permanent card with mana value less than or equal to Carmen's power from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you say its flavor text.

At the beginning of your upkeep, tap this creature unless you pay 1 life.

When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Flying
This creature enters tapped.

Pay 1 life: This creature gets +2/-1 until end of turn.

Flying
When this creature enters, you may exile target creature card from a graveyard. If you do, you gain 2 life.

Flying
When this creature enters, exile target card from an opponent's graveyard. If it was a creature card, that player loses 1 life.

Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, any player may exile a card from their graveyard. If a player does, this creature assigns no combat damage this turn.