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Lavalanche deals X damage to target player or planeswalker and each creature that player or that planeswalker's controller controls.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature."
As long as enchanted creature is a Wizard, it has "{T}: This creature deals 2 damage to target creature."

{2}{R}: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Protection from red
When Lavinia enters, detain each nonland permanent your opponents control with mana value 4 or less.

Vigilance
Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, investigate.
{T}: Add {C}{C}. Activate only during an opponent's turn.

{T}, Sacrifice this creature: Exile target red creature.

Counter target spell. Look at its controller's hand.

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonlegendary, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

Destroy target land.
Cycling {2}

Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

First strike
When Layla Hassan enters and whenever one or more Assassins you control deal combat damage to a player, return target historic card from your graveyard to your hand.

Hexproof
Whenever a creature card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, you may have Lazav become a copy of that card, except its name is Lazav, Dimir Mastermind, it's legendary in addition to its other types, and it has hexproof and this ability.

Motivate {3}{R} (This creature can't attack or block unless you have paid its motivate cost once. Motivate only as a sorcery.)
When Lazier Goblin enters, it deals 2 damage to any target.

Lazotep Archway enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {W} or {B}.
Eternalize {3}{W}{B} ({3}{W}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie creature and loses all other card types. Eternalize only as a sorcery. And don't forget it still enters tapped!)

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}, Sacrifice a creature: Add one mana of any color.
{X}{2}, {T}, Sacrifice a Desert: Exile target creature card with mana value X from your graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie. Activate only as a sorcery.

Sliver creatures you control have afflict 2.
Whenever a nontoken Sliver you control dies, amass Slivers 2.

Tap up to two target creatures.

Whenever this creature attacks, it doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Support 2.

Trample
Sacrifice this creature: Put a +2/+2 counter on target Chimera creature. It gains trample.

Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+3 and doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

{T}: Add {B}.

Target player returns each commander they control from the battlefield to the command zone.
Draw a card.

Choose two letters. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control whose name begins with either of the chosen letters.

Leaf Arrow deals 3 damage to target creature with flying.