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{B}: This creature becomes a Human Cleric with base power and toughness 2/2.
{1}{B}: If this creature is a Cleric, put a deathtouch counter on it and it becomes a Phyrexian Human Cleric with base power and toughness 3/3.
{1}{B}{B}: If this creature is a Phyrexian, put a +1/+1 counter on it, then you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

This creature enters with four oil counters on it.
This creature has trample as long as it has two or fewer oil counters on it. Otherwise, it has hexproof.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove an oil counter from this creature. Then if it has no oil counters on it, sacrifice it.

This creature enters with an oil counter on it.
This creature gets +1/+1 for each oil counter on it.
Whenever another creature you control enters, if that creature has greater power or toughness than this creature, put an oil counter on this creature.

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Count the colors of the sacrificed creature, then search your library for a creature card that's exactly that many colors plus one. Exile that card, then shuffle. You may cast the exiled card. Activate only as a sorcery.

{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Lifelink
{4}: Exchange your life total with Evra's power.

Flying
Whenever this creature deals damage, you gain that much life.
Morph {2}{W}{W}

Flying
This creature can't attack unless you sacrifice a land.

Flying, lifelink
If one or more tokens would be created under your control, twice that many of those tokens are created instead.
Warp {1}{W}

First strike, haste
Unleash
Each other creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has haste.

Whenever you gain life, put a charge counter on Excalibur II.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each charge counter on Excalibur II.
Equip {3}

This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the total mana value of historic permanents you control.
Equipped creature gets +10/+0 and has vigilance.
Equip legendary creature {2}

Defender
{1}, {T}: Mill a card.

When this creature enters, you may sacrifice a land. If you do, draw a card.
Threshold — As long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, this creature gets +1/+1 and has vigilance.

{1}, Sacrifice a land: Draw a card. Any player may activate this ability.

Kicker {1}{W}
When this creature enters, if it was kicked, return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Excavation Explosion deals 3 damage to any target. Create a tapped Powerstone token.

Excavation Explosion deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker. Create a tapped Powerstone token.

Trample
When this creature enters, mill three cards.

{T}, Sacrifice a basic land: Target creature gains landwalk of each of the land types of the sacrificed land until end of turn.

When this enchantment enters, choose two target creatures. For as long as this enchantment remains on the battlefield, exchange the text boxes of those creatures.

Exile target attacking creature unless its controller pays {X}.

Counter target creature spell.
Draw a card.

When this creature enters, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand.

Imprint — When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent.
Players can't cast spells with the same name as the exiled card.