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{2}, Discard a card at random: This enchantment deals 2 damage to any target.

Counter target non-Faerie spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.

Exile all cards from your library. Then shuffle your graveyard into your library.

{3}, {T}: Target player mills two cards. If two cards that share a color were milled this way, repeat this process.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -2/-0.
{B}: Return this Aura to its owner's hand.

Flying
This creature enters with three oil counters on it.
Remove an oil counter from this creature: This creature gets +1/-1 until end of turn.

Crackle with Power deals five times X damage to each of up to X targets.

You may play an additional land on each of your turns.
{4}{G}{G}, {T}: Look at the top six cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card with mana value less than or equal to the number of lands you control from among them and put it onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.

Hexproof

At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn.
{1}{R}: This enchantment deals 1 damage to target blocking creature.

When this creature enters, creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn.
Blitz {2}{B}

Target creature gets +3/+1 until end of turn.
Exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.

Raid — When this creature enters, if you attacked this turn, draw a card.

Improvise
Search your library for an artifact card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Cumulative upkeep {2}
Mwonvuli Ooze's power and toughness are each equal to 1 plus twice the number of age counters on it.

Flying
Exalted
Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gains lifelink until end of turn.

Return target creature to its owner's hand. If you've discarded a card this turn, draw a card.

Each player puts a creature card from their graveyard onto the battlefield.

First strike
Protection from black

Flying, deathtouch
Whenever you cast your first spell during each opponent's turn, look at the top card of that player's library, then exile it face down. You may play that card for as long as it remains exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast it.

Flash
When this creature enters, you may return another target creature you control to its owner's hand.

{T}, Sacrifice a black or artifact creature: Add an amount of {B} equal to the sacrificed creature's mana value.

When Brave Meadowguard enters, conjure a card named Might of the Meek into your hand.
Valiant — Whenever Brave Meadowguard becomes the target of a spell or ability you control for the first time each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

When you set this scheme in motion, gain control of target creature an opponent controls and untap it.

{3}, {T}: Search your library for a Goblin permanent card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.