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Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has haste.
Whenever a Warrior creature enters, you may attach this Equipment to it.
Equip {3}

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each land your opponents control that could produce {C}.
Flying
When this creature enters, destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls.

{1}{R}{R}: Put a blaze counter on target land without a blaze counter on it. For as long as that land has a blaze counter on it, it has "At the beginning of your upkeep, this land deals 1 damage to you."

This artifact enters tapped.
{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a multicolored spell.

When this creature enters, you gain 4 life.
If a spell or ability an opponent controls causes you to discard this card, put it onto the battlefield instead of putting it into your graveyard.

If you would draw a card, you may skip that draw instead.

(Any opponent may attack this battle. When an opponent defeats this, exile it, then put it onto the battlefield under that player's control with 4 defense counters. This is different from sieges!)
At the beginning of your combat step, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Trample
This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.
Split — When this creature dies, if it had two or more +1/+1 counters on it, create a token that's a copy of it at the beginning of the next end step. The token enters with half that many +1/+1 counters on it, rounded down.

Trample
Ward {2}
Ochre Jelly enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.
Split — When Ochre Jelly dies, if it had two or more +1/+1 counters on it, create a token that's a copy of it at the beginning of the next end step. The token enters with half that many +1/+1 counters on it, rounded down.

Disguise {4}{R}
When this creature enters or is turned face up, up to one target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

When this creature enters, destroy target land.

First strike
Whenever this creature attacks, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard by paying {R}{R} in addition to its other costs. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead. When you cast that spell, this creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is that spell's mana value.

Whenever another creature you control enters, that creature gets +2/+0 and gains haste until end of turn.

Haste

Menace
Whenever this creature enters or attacks, create two 1/1 black Rat creature tokens with "This token can't block." Then if you control five or more Rats, each Rat you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

This creature can't be destroyed by lethal damage unless lethal damage dealt by a single source is marked on it.

Whenever this creature attacks, another target attacking Knight gains menace until end of turn.

When this creature enters, destroy target creature with defender.

Whenever this creature attacks, gain control of target Equipment an opponent controls until end of turn. Attach it to this creature. When you lose control of that Equipment, unattach it.

Whenever this creature becomes blocked by an artifact creature, destroy that creature.

Infect
{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Whenever a player casts a spell, tap this creature.

Defender