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{T}, Untap a tapped land an opponent controls: Add one mana of any type that land could produce.

Whenever Beregond or another Human you control enters, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn.

Bargain
Search your library for a card, exile it face down, then shuffle. If this spell was bargained, you may cast the exiled card without paying its mana cost if that spell's mana value is 4 or less. Put the exiled card into your hand if it wasn't cast this way.

{T}: You get {E}{E}.
{T}, Pay {E}{E}: Tap target creature.
{T}, Pay {E}{E}{E}: Draw a card.
Pay {E}{E}{E}{E}: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.
Crew 4

When Beza enters, create a Treasure token if an opponent controls more lands than you. You gain 4 life if an opponent has more life than you. Create two 1/1 blue Fish creature tokens if an opponent controls more creatures than you. Draw a card if an opponent has more cards in hand than you.

Flying
When this creature enters, put up to one target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.
{1}{U}, {T}: Creatures your opponents control attack this turn if able.

Search your library for a permanent card with the same name as target nontoken creature, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Target opponent loses life equal to the result.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.
Draw two cards and create two Treasure tokens.

This creature has trample as long as you control a stickered permanent.

When this creature enters, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand.

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets only Bill Potts or activate an ability that targets only Bill Potts, copy that spell or ability. You may choose new targets for the copy. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Doctor's companion

When Bill the Pony enters, create two Food tokens.
Sacrifice a Food: Until end of turn, target creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.

Flying
When this creature enters, mill three cards.
Threshold — This creature gets +2/+1 as long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.

Enchant creature
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this Aura unless you pay {1}{U}.
You control enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature gets +0/+1.

I — Destroy target nonland permanent an opponent controls.
II — Search your library for a Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
III — Creatures you control gain deathtouch until end of turn.

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control.
Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card for each modified creature you control."
Equip {2}

Creatures you control are artifacts in addition to their other types. The same is true for creature spells you control and creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield.
Whenever you cast an artifact spell, you lose 1 life and create a 2/2 black Necron Warrior artifact creature token.

Oozes you control get +1/+1.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control a commander, create a token that's a copy of this creature.

{1}{G/P}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Search your library for a creature card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.

When this creature enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this creature leaves the battlefield.
Whenever this creature attacks, target Vampire gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the power of the exiled card.

Devoid
Menace
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card. You may cast that card by paying life equal to the spell's mana value rather than paying its mana cost.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may collect evidence 6. This spell costs {2} less to cast if evidence was collected.
Target creature you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.