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Super haste (This may attack the turn before you cast it. (You may put this card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking during your declare attackers step. If you do, you lose the game at the beginning of your next turn's end step unless you pay this card's mana cost during that turn.))

Whenever this Vehicle attacks, create a Treasure token.
Exhaust — {3}: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature. Put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Crew 1

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add {R}. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell.
{R}, {T}: Target Lizard, Mouse, Otter, or Raccoon you control gets +1/+0 and gains haste until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Rockslide Ambush deals damage to target creature equal to the number of Mountains you control.

First strike
Whenever another creature dies, you may put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Whenever you cast an instant, sorcery, or Wizard spell, this creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Whenever you cast an instant, sorcery, or Wizard spell, Rockslide Sorcerer deals 1 damage to any target.

This land enters tapped unless you control a Mount or Vehicle.
{T}: Add {R}.
{1}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Create a 1/1 colorless Pilot creature token with "This token saddles Mounts and crews Vehicles as though its power were 2 greater." Activate only as a sorcery.

This land enters tapped.
{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

{3}, {T}: This artifact deals 1 damage to any target.

{2}, {T}: This artifact deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap this artifact unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"

First strike, menace, trample
Partner

When this creature enters, draw a card and you get {E}{E}.

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.
Equip {2}

{T}: Add {C}.
{4}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

For each color, return up to one target creature card of that color from your graveyard to your hand.

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you get {E}.
{T}, Pay six {E}: Draw three cards.

Put target creature on top of its owner's library.
Awaken 4—{4}{W}{U}

Roil's Retribution deals 5 damage divided as you choose among any number of target attacking or blocking creatures.

When this enchantment enters, draw two cards, then discard a card.
When a Dragon you control enters, return this enchantment to its owner's hand.

Sacrifice a land. Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Return up to two target creatures your opponents control to their owners' hands. Target player draws two cards.

Roku's Mastery deals X damage to target creature. If X is 4 or greater, scry 2.

Visit — Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.

All creatures get +2/-2 until end of turn.