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Haste
Whenever this creature becomes blocked, it deals 1 damage to target creature blocking it.

At the beginning of your upkeep, create a colorless artifact token named Land Mine with "{R}, Sacrifice this token: This token deals 2 damage to target attacking creature without flying." Then flip a coin. If you lose the flip, this creature deals 2 damage to itself.

Echo {4}{R}{R}
When this creature enters or dies, create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.

{T}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn.

Protection from blue
Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin.

Other Goblin creatures you control attack each combat if able.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token with haste.
Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin.

This creature can't block.

{1}{R}, Sacrifice a land: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
At the beginning of your end step, you may have this creature deal damage equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on it to target player or planeswalker.

{T}: Target creature can't block this turn.
{S}: This creature gains haste until end of turn.

Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once each turn.

Flying

Sacrifice this creature: It deals 2 damage to target creature with flying. That creature loses flying until end of turn.

Mountainwalk

Other Goblins you control get +1/+1.
Sacrifice a Goblin: Destroy target artifact.

Goblin spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Goblins you control have haste.

Battle cry

Mountainwalk
When you control a Dwarf, sacrifice this creature.

Trample
Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each creature in your party.

{3}{G}: Roll a six-sided die. This creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.
Whenever you roll a 5 or higher on a die, this creature gains trample until end of turn.

As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result.
Whenever you roll a die, remove all +1/+1 counters from this creature, then put a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result.

{2}{R}, {T}, Put a -1/-1 counter on a creature you control: This creature deals 2 damage to any target.

Trample
Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of tapped lands on the battlefield.
{2}{R}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: Target land becomes a 4/4 red Elemental creature until end of turn. It's still a land.

Whenever an opponent casts a Spirit or Arcane spell, Ishi-Ishi deals 2 damage to that player.