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This artifact enters with three charge counters on it.
{G}{G}, {T}: Put a charge counter on this artifact.
{2}, {T}, Remove a charge counter from this artifact: Create a 1/1 green Phyrexian Insect creature token with infect.

This artifact enters with three charge counters on it.
{W}{W}, {T}: Put a charge counter on this artifact.
{2}, {T}, Remove a charge counter from this artifact: Target player gains 3 life.

This artifact enters with three charge counters on it.
{R}{R}, {T}: Put a charge counter on this artifact.
{2}, {T}, Remove a charge counter from this artifact: Target creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn.

This artifact enters with three charge counters on it.
{U}{U}, {T}: Put a charge counter on this artifact.
{2}, {T}, Remove a charge counter from this artifact: Draw a card.

As long as this artifact is untapped, each spell that would cost less than three mana to cast costs three mana to cast.

{2}, {T}: Tap target creature.

Flying, vigilance, trample
When this creature dies, create a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token with flying, a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token with vigilance, and a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token with trample.

At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one —
• Each player with exactly 13 life loses the game, then each player gains 1 life.
• Each player with exactly 13 life loses the game, then each player loses 1 life.

Flying
This creature enters with three +1/+1 counters on it.
{1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: Create a 1/1 colorless Triskelavite artifact creature token with flying. It has "Sacrifice this token: This token deals 1 damage to any target."

This creature enters with three +1/+1 counters on it.
Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target.

At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent discards a card if you control the creature with the greatest power or tied for the greatest power.

This creature can't be blocked except by three or more creatures.
Swampcycling {1}

{T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has vigilance.
As long as equipped creature is a Human, it gets an additional +1/+0.
Equip {2}

Equipped creature gets +2/+1.
Equip {2}

{T}: Destroy target creature if it shares a color with the most common color among all permanents or a color tied for most common. A creature destroyed this way can't be regenerated.

Choose a creature type. Target player reveals their hand and discards all creature cards of that type. Then destroy all creatures of that type that player controls. They can't be regenerated.

When this artifact enters, draw a card.
Each land with an activated ability that isn't a mana ability doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

This artifact enters with three charge counters on it.
{T}, Remove a charge counter from this artifact: Tap target artifact or creature.

Cast a random Lesson spell without paying its mana cost. If that spell has X in its mana cost, X is 3. (As of today, there are 20 lessons. Perhaps look up a list and roll a d20?)

Flying
Ascend
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have the city's blessing, reveal the top card of your library and put it into your hand. Each opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is that card's mana value.

You may cast this spell as though it had flash if you pay {2} more to cast it.
Each player returns all creature cards from their graveyard to the battlefield.

{1}, {T}: You may cast a spell from your hand without paying its mana cost if it has the same name as a spell that was cast this turn.

If you would copy a spell one or more times, instead copy it that many times plus an additional time. You may choose new targets for the additional copy.
{7}, {T}: Copy target instant or sorcery spell you control. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Whenever you attack, choose odd or even. Creatures with mana value of that quality can't block this turn.
Each other colorless creature you control has bloodthirst 2.