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Choose one —
• Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
• Return target Zombie creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy target creature that player controls."

Reach
Deathtouch

Deadly Riposte deals 3 damage to target tapped creature and you gain 2 life.

If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
Exile target creature.

Destroy all creatures. Each player loses life equal to the number of creatures they controlled that were destroyed this way.

Destroy target creature.
Surveil 2.

As long as you control exactly one creature, that creature gets +2/+0 and has deathtouch and lifelink.

As Deadpool enters, you may exchange his text box and another creature's.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 3 life.
{3}, Sacrifice this creature: Each other player draws a card.

Tap target creature. It deals damage equal to its power to another target creature.

When this creature enters, it deals 3 damage to target creature with flying.
Cycling {R/G}

Vanishing 3
When this creature enters or leaves the battlefield, return another target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Choose one or both —
• Deafening Clarion deals 3 damage to each creature.
• Creatures you control gain lifelink until end of turn.

Each player can't cast more than one noncreature spell each turn.

Draft this card face up.
Immediately after the draft, you may reveal a card in your card pool. Each other player may offer you one card in their card pool in exchange. You may accept any one offer.
{T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Deal Damage deals 4 damage to any target.
Gotcha — If an opponent says "deal" or "damage," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Deal Damage from your graveyard to your hand.

Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn. Target player mills three cards.

Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn. Target player mills three cards. You gain 3 life.

Flying
As long as this creature is in your graveyard, each Human creature you control enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.

Skeletons you control and other Zombies you control get +1/+1 and have deathtouch.

Destroy all creatures and enchantments. Draw a card for each permanent destroyed this way.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated. Its controller loses 2 life.

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, that creature's controller loses 2 life unless they pay {2}.

Each player loses X life, discards X cards, sacrifices X creatures of their choice, then sacrifices X lands of their choice.

Sacrifice this creature: Target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.