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Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Equip {1}
Craft with artifact {3}{R}{R}

Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each other attacking Pirate.

First strike
When this creature enters, exile target instant or sorcery card from an opponent's graveyard. You may cast it this turn, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.

When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.

Menace
When this creature enters, it explores.

Attacking Pirates you control get +2/+0.

Flash
Deathtouch
When this creature enters, target attacking Pirate you control gets +1/+1 and gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Menace, deathtouch
When this creature enters, each player loses a third of their life, rounded up.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may sacrifice another creature. If you do, this creature gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn.

Flash
{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.
{3}: This artifact becomes a Shapeshifter artifact creature with base power and toughness 5/5 until end of turn.

Exile target creature. If you don't control a Human, you lose life equal to that creature's toughness.

Whenever a blue creature you control enters, you may have target player draw a card.
Whenever a black creature you control enters, you may have target player discard a card.

{1}{G}: This creature gets +2/+2 and gains haste until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.

Menace, haste
Whenever this creature attacks, it deals 2 damage to each of up to one target creature, up to one target player, and/or up to one target planeswalker.
Nightbound

Vigilance
Nightbound

Ward {3}
Nightbound

Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or land. If a land was destroyed this way, its controller may search their library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Otherwise, its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Flashback {3}{R}{G}

Direct Current deals 2 damage to any target.
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Deathtouch
Other Zombie creatures you control get +1/+1.
Whenever another Zombie you control dies, target opponent loses 1 life.

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each Zombie card in your graveyard.
Whenever you cast a Zombie spell, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Soulbond
As long as this creature is paired with another creature, both creatures have protection from Zombies.

This creature enters tapped.

When this creature enters, create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens with decayed. When you do, exile up to two target cards from graveyards.

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature that died this turn.
Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Flashback {5}{B}{G}

Deathtouch
When this creature enters, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. If a creature card was exiled this way, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.