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{1}, {T}: Add {G}{U}.

Whenever one or more creatures die, put a charge counter on Simic Slaw.
{2}, Sacrifice Simic Slaw: Draw X cards and gain X life, where X is the number of charge counters on Simic Slaw.

Simoon deals 1 damage to each creature target opponent controls.

You gain life equal to the damage dealt to you this turn. Simulacrum deals damage to target creature you control equal to the damage dealt to you this turn.

{T}: Draw a card and reveal it. If it isn't a land card, discard it.

All Sliver creatures get +1/+1.

Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Enchanted creature has "{6}: Untap this creature."

When this creature dies, you may exile it and put three time counters on it. If you do, exile up to one target creature and put three time counters on it. Each card exiled this way that doesn't have suspend gains suspend.

Conjure a duplicate of each of up to two target nontoken creatures you control into your hand.

{T}: Surveil 1.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+1 and is black.

Destroy target land.

Flying
Whenever this creature attacks, you lose 1 life and this creature endures 1.

{3}{B}{B}: Monstrosity 3.
As long as this creature is monstrous, it has menace.

Look at the top two cards of target opponent's library. Exile one of them face down and put the other on the bottom of that library. You may play the exiled card for as long as it remains exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.
Flashback {1}{U}{B}

Equipped creature has "{2}, {T}: Tap target creature."
Equip {2}

Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. If a Pirate was exiled this way, draw a card.

Target player reveals their hand. For each blue instant card revealed this way, that player discards that card unless they pay 4 life.

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it.
Paradox — Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, double the number of +1/+1 counters on this creature.

Exhaust — {X}{G}{G}{U}: Put X +1/+1 counters on Sita Varma. Then you may have the base power and toughness of each other creature you control become equal to Sita Varma's power until end of turn.

Sizzling Barrage deals 4 damage to target creature that blocked this turn.

Tap three untapped creatures you control: Tap target creature.

{R}{G}: Creatures you control gain trample until end of turn.
{1}{R}{G}: Target land you control becomes a 4/4 Elemental creature until end of turn. It's still a land.

Changeling
{1}{B}: Regenerate this creature.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has "{B}: Regenerate this creature."