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When you planeswalk to The Maelstrom and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may reveal the top card of your library. If it's a permanent card, you may put it onto the battlefield. If you revealed a card but didn't put it onto the battlefield, put it on the bottom of your library.
Whenever chaos ensues, return target permanent card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

When an opponent casts a creature spell, if this permanent is an enchantment, it becomes a 5/5 Angel creature with flying and vigilance.

Equipped creature gets +3/+0.
As long as equipped creature is legendary, it has menace.
Equip {2}

Flying
Whenever Siani attacks, scry X, where X is the number of attacking creatures with flying.
Partner

Disguise {1}{W}
When this creature is turned face up, exile another target nonland permanent. If you controlled it, return it to the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, its controller creates a 2/2 white and blue Detective creature token.

Kicker {B}
When this creature enters, if it was kicked, each player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may forage.
Whenever you forage, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creatures target player's team controls get +1/+1 until end of turn.

{2}, Sacrifice a snow land: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a blue Fish with base power and toughness 0/1.

Bestow {4}{G}
Enchanted creature gets +3/+1.

Torrent of Lava deals X damage to each creature without flying.
As long as Torrent of Lava is on the stack, each creature has "{T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to this creature by Torrent of Lava this turn."

Pay 1 life: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.

When Mijo enters, create a colorless Equipment artifact token named Rock with "Equipped creature has "{1}, {T}: Sacrifice Rock: This creature deals 2 damage to any target." and equip {1}.
From Downtown — If a source you control would deal exactly 2 damage to a permanent or player, it deals 3 damage instead.

Flying
Whenever you cast a historic spell, scry 1.

Dark One's Own Luck — Whenever you roll one or more dice, Farideh gains flying and menace until end of turn. If any of those results was 10 or higher, draw a card.

Destroy target creature or land. It can't be regenerated.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1 and can't block.

Will of the council — At the beginning of your upkeep, starting with you, each player votes for carnage or homage. If carnage gets more votes, sacrifice this artifact and destroy all nonland permanents. If homage gets more votes or the vote is tied, draw a card.

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
Whenever you cast a Pirate spell, untap this creature.

{2}, {T}: Put a mire counter on target non-Swamp land. That land is a Swamp for as long as it has a mire counter on it. Activate only during your upkeep.
When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, at the beginning of each of your upkeeps for the rest of the game, remove all mire counters from a land that a mire counter was put onto with this artifact but that a mire counter has not been removed from with this artifact.

Return up to three target creature cards with total mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Menace, double team

Protection from white
This creature gets +2/+0 as long as it's attacking.

[+1]: Create a colorless artifact token named Etherium Cell with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color."
[–2]: Target creature gets +X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of artifacts you control.
[–7]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of combat on your turn, target artifact you control becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness 5/5."