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Draft—When you planeswalk here, each player opens a booster pack, drafts a card, and exiles it face down. Each player may play the card they drafted for as long as it remains exiled. Players may spend any type of mana to cast spells this way.
Standard—Whenever chaos ensues, each player draws cards equal to the number of differently named Standard-legal cards they control. (Basic lands count. Tokens don't.)

When you planeswalk to The Pyramid of Mars and at the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 2.
Whenever chaos ensues, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Whenever a creature you control becomes blocked, round both its power and toughness up to the nearest 5. (A creature with 5 power would round up to 5.)
Whenever Chaos ensues, Amass Fans 5. (Put five +1/+1 counters on an Army you control. It's also a Fan. If you don't control an army, create a 0/0 red Fan Army creature token first.)

All creatures have "At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy this creature unless you pay {1}."

Eminence — As long as The Ur-Dragon is in the command zone or on the battlefield, other Dragon spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Flying
Whenever one or more Dragons you control attack, draw that many cards, then you may put a permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Creatures you control get +2/+2 and have trample.
When a creature you control dies, abandon this scheme.

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to creatures and planeswalkers you control.
Whenever chaos ensues, create three tapped Treasure tokens. They each deal 1 damage to each creature and each planeswalker.

When you planeswalk to The Wilds and at the beginning of your upkeep, create a Food token.
Whenever chaos ensues, target player sacrifices a creature of their choice. If they do, you create a Food token. You create two Food tokens instead if the sacrificed creature's toughness was 4 or greater.

When you planeswalk here and at the beginning of your upkeep, put a flying counter on target nontoken creature you control without flying.
Whenever chaos ensues, exile target creature with flying. For as long as it remains exiled, its owner may cast it by paying {2} rather than paying its mana cost.
When you planeswalk away from The Windy City, remove all flying counters from all creatures.

Creatures with flying get +2/+0.
Creatures without flying get -2/-0.
Whenever chaos ensues, target creature gains flying until end of turn.

When you set this scheme in motion, it deals 3 damage to up to one target creature. Create a 3/3 black Horror creature token.

When you set this scheme in motion, draw two cards. You may play an additional land this turn.

You may have this creature assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked.

Haste
Whenever Thraximundar attacks, defending player sacrifices a creature of their choice.
Whenever a player sacrifices a creature, you may put a +1/+1 counter on Thraximundar.

When you set this scheme in motion, take an extra turn after this one. Skip the untap step of that turn.

When you encounter Time Distortion, reverse the game's turn order.

Take an extra turn after this one.

Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards.

You may play an additional land on each of your turns.

{T}: Add {U} for each artifact you control.

When you set this scheme in motion, destroy up to three target nonland permanents.

Modified creatures you control have trample and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, draw a card."
Whenever chaos ensues, distribute three +1/+1 counters among one, two, or three target creatures you control.

Instant and sorcery spells have rebound.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

All lands have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal the top three cards of your library. Put all land cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.