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Commander creatures you own have "The first Dragon spell you cast each turn costs {2} less to cast."

Whenever you cast a spell with a squirrel in its art, you get {A} (an acorn counter).
Whenever a Squirrel you control enters the battlefield or dies, you get {A}.
{2}{B}, Pay X {A}: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.
{G}, Pay X {A}: Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded.
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, defending player gets two rad counters.

{T}: Add {U} or {C}{U}. Spend this mana only to pay cumulative upkeep costs.

Emerge {5}{W}
When Adipose Offspring enters the battlefield, create a 2/2 white Alien creature token. If Adipose Offspring's emerge cost was paid, instead create X of those tokens, where X is the sacrificed creature's toughness.

When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.

Hidden agenda
Whenever a creature you control with the chosen name attacks, you may pay {W}. If you do, that creature gains indestructible until end of turn.

{2}{U}, {T}: Copy target activated or triggered ability you control. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Ultimate Sacrifice — {1}{U}, Sacrifice Adric: Counter target activated or triggered ability.
Doctor's companion

Your minimum deck size is reduced by five.

Green legendary creatures you control have "bands with other legendary creatures."

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has mentor.
Whenever equipped creature mentors a creature, put a shield counter on that creature.
Equip {3}

{1}, {T}: Target 1/1 creature gets +1/+2 until end of turn.

Rampage 3

Flying
{3}{W}, Sacrifice another artifact: Aerial Toastmaster assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Flying
When Aerialephant enters the battlefield, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Choose an artist. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with art by the chosen artist. Put that card in your hand and exile all other cards revealed this way.

If you would get one or more {E}, you get twice that many {E} instead.
{T}: You get {E}, then you may pay one or more {E}. If you do, create an X/X black Aetherborn creature token, where X is the amount of {E} paid this way.

Reveal Aether Searcher as you draft it. Reveal the next card you draft and note its name.
When Aether Searcher enters the battlefield, you may search your hand and/or library for a card with a name noted as you drafted cards named Aether Searcher. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. If you searched your library this way, shuffle.

Trample
Agent Frank Horrigan has indestructible as long as it attacked this turn.
Whenever Agent Frank Horrigan enters the battlefield or attacks, proliferate twice.

Draft Agent of Acquisitions face up.
Instead of drafting a card from a booster pack, you may draft each card in that booster pack, one at a time. If you do, turn Agent of Acquisitions face down and you can't draft cards for the rest of this draft round.

{2}, {T}: Choose target opponent. Conjure a duplicate of the top card of their library into your hand. It perpetually gains "You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast this spell." Then they exile the top card of their library face down.

{R}: Add {B}.

Agent's Toolkit enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter, a flying counter, a deathtouch counter, and a shield counter on it.
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may move a counter from Agent's Toolkit onto that creature.
{2}, Sacrifice Agent's Toolkit: Draw a card.

Enchant non-Wall creature
Enchanted creature has first strike and trample.
At the beginning of the end step of enchanted creature's controller, destroy that creature if it didn't attack this turn.

Create X tokens that are copies of target creature you control, except they have "When this creature enters the battlefield, it fights up to one target creature you don't control."