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When this enchantment enters, it deals 5 damage to up to one target creature or planeswalker.
{2}, Sacrifice this enchantment: It deals 2 damage to each player who doesn't have max speed.

Flanking
{0}: The next 1 damage that would be dealt to this creature this turn is dealt to target creature you control instead.

Whenever a player taps a land for mana, that player adds one mana of any type that land produced, and this enchantment deals 1 damage to the player.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {E}{E}{E}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Whenever this creature attacks, double its power until end of turn.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, if that creature was dealt excess damage this turn, you get X {E}, where X is that excess damage.

Players can't gain life.
Celebration — At the beginning of your end step, create a Food token. If two or more nonland permanents entered under your control this turn, instead conjure a card named Food Fight onto the battlefield.

Discard a card, Sacrifice this creature: Add {B}{B}{B}.

Sacrifice a land: You gain 3 life.

When this creature enters, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a land or double-faced card from among them and put that card into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Enchant land
Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional {G}{G}.

When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on another target Elemental you control.
Whenever another creature you control dies, you gain 1 life. If that creature was an Elemental, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Target creature gets -0/-9999 until end of turn.

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1} for each artifact you control.

First Contact — Whenever Overseer of Vault 76 or another creature you control with power 3 or less enters, put a quest counter on Overseer of Vault 76.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may remove three quest counters from among permanents you control. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control and they gain vigilance until end of turn.

When this creature enters, draw a card, then discard a card.
Disturb {3}{U}

Whenever you attack with three or more creatures, draw a card.

Choose one or both —
• Overwhelming Surge deals 3 damage to target creature.
• Destroy target noncreature artifact.

When this creature enters, sacrifice it unless you return three basic lands you control to their owner's hand.
{T}, Return this creature to its owner's hand: Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. That creature's controller creates a 0/1 green Sheep creature token.

Partner with Blue, Loyal Raptor
{T}: Put your choice of a menace, trample, reach, or haste counter on target Dinosaur. Activate only as a sorcery.

Mama's Coming — Whenever this creature attacks a player who controls eight or more lands, look at the top eight cards of your library. You may put a creature card from among them onto the battlefield tapped and attacking that player. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

At the beginning of your end step, if creatures you control have total power 8 or greater, draw a card.

Ozox can't block.
When Ozox dies, create Jumblebones, a legendary 2/1 black Skeleton creature token with "Jumblebones can't block" and "When Jumblebones leaves the battlefield, return target card named Ozox, the Clattering King from your graveyard to your hand."

Exhaust — {2}{R}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. It gains double strike until end of turn.

Attacking creatures get +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of players being attacked.
Draw a card.

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. If you control a Wolf or Werewolf, scry 2.

Convoke
Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.