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Equipped creature gets +1/+2.
Equip {2}

{R}, Sacrifice two artifacts: Destroy target artifact.

Return up to two target creatures to their owners' hands. Scry 1. The Ring tempts you.

Creatures you control have "{T}: Another target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature."

Flying
When this creature enters, for each opponent, you may cast up to one target instant or sorcery card from that player's graveyard without paying its mana cost. If a spell cast this way would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.

Return a Forest you control to its owner's hand: Untap target creature. Activate only once each turn.

Creatures you control have haste.

{2}{U}, {T}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token, then put a +1/+1 counter on each Zombie creature you control.

You and target player exchange control of the creature you each control with the greatest mana value. Then exchange control of artifacts the same way. If two or more permanents a player controls are tied for greatest, their controller chooses one of them.

Equipped creature gets +5/+0.
Equip {5}

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has flying, haste, and "{1}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn." It's a Dragon in addition to its other types.
When enchanted creature dies, return this card to its owner's hand.

{T}: Add {C} for each card you've drawn this turn.
Partner

Vigilance, trample
Whenever Tori D'Avenant attacks, all other attacking creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Other red attacking creatures you control gain trample until end of turn. Untap each other white attacking creature you control.

Trample, ward {2}
At the beginning of your upkeep, you get an amount of {E} equal to this creature's power. Then you may pay one or more {E}. If you do, put that many +1/+1 counters on this creature.

Whenever this creature enters or attacks, discard a card, then seek a nonland card. When you discard a card this way, this creature deals damage equal to the discarded card's mana value to any target.

When this artifact enters, create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.
{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.
{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw three cards.

Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain life equal to that creature's toughness.
{1}{G}{W}, {T}: Populate.

At Least It's a Dry Heat deals 1,000,000 damage to target creature. This damage can't be prevented, redirected, cause damage to be dealt to a player (sorry, Stuffy Doll), or be compared to damage dealt by sources on the east coast.

Exile the top X cards of your library. You may play them until the end of your next turn.
Harmonize {X}{R}{R}

First strike
Infect

{1}{U}: Counter target red spell.

First strike, lifelink
Ascend
At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token. Then if you have the city's blessing, for each token you control that entered this turn, create a token that's a copy of it.

Counter target spell. If the amount of mana spent to cast that spell was less than its mana value, you draw a card.