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Improvise
Bottle-Cap Blast deals 5 damage to any target. If excess damage was dealt to a permanent this way, create that many tapped Treasure tokens.

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Whenever you cast a creature spell, create X 1/1 black Thrull creature tokens, where X is that spell's mana value.
When you control seven or more Thrulls, sacrifice Endrek Sahr.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {U}.
Cycling {2}

Destroy target artifact or land.
Cycling {2}

{X}, {T}: Target opponent reveals cards from the top of their library until an artifact card or X cards are revealed, whichever comes first. If an artifact card is revealed this way, put it onto the battlefield under your control and sacrifice this artifact. Put the rest of the revealed cards into that player's graveyard.

Flying
Phasing

When this enchantment enters, if you cast it, destroy all nonenchantment creatures.
Whenever this enchantment or another enchantment you control enters, until end of turn, this enchantment becomes a legendary 6/6 Nightmare God creature with menace and deathtouch. It's still an enchantment.

{TK}{TK} — {1}: Target creature can't block this creature this turn.
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Morbid — At the beginning of each end step, if a creature died this turn and this permanent is a creature, put a -1/-1 counter on this permanent and draw a card.
{TK}{TK} — 2/4
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 7/2

Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn.
Rebound

You have no maximum hand size.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 1 life for each card in your hand.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, choose a creature you control or reveal a creature card from your hand.
Monstrous Emergence deals damage equal to the power of the creature you chose or the card you revealed to target creature.

Enchant creature
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to and dealt by enchanted creature.

Islandwalk

Aftermath
Exile target card from a graveyard. Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

This land enters tapped.
{B}, {T}: Each opponent loses 1 life. Activate only if you control two or more black permanents.

Protection from white
{B}: This creature gains first strike until end of turn.
{B}{B}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

{T}: Prevent the next 3 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Cho-Manno.

Whenever you cast a historic spell, this creature deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Haste
When this creature enters, creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if an opponent controls three or more creatures, sacrifice this enchantment, search your library for up to two creature cards, put those cards onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

When The Commander Recommender enters, bring out another Commander deck you own without revealing the commander. Reveal fifteen cards at random from it other than the commander. Each opponent guesses the deck's commander, then reveal it. (The deck must be a legit Commander deck, not just The Ur-Dragon and 99 Islands. Respect the minigame.)
Whenever an opponent guesses wrong (like to Liar's Pendulum... or the above effect), you draw two cards.

Aftermath
Target creature you control fights target creature an opponent controls.