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Whenever you draw your second card each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

When General Tazri enters, you may search your library for an Ally creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Ally creatures you control get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of colors among those creatures.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a permanent.
Exile target artifact, creature, or enchantment.

Trample
Ward—Discard a card.
Whenever this Vehicle becomes crewed for the first time each turn, if it was crewed by exactly two creatures, it gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw two cards" until end of turn.
Crew 4

As this artifact enters, choose a color.
Whenever a player casts a spell of the chosen color, you may pay {2}. If you do, you gain 2 life.

Flying, lifelink, haste
Whenever Otharri attacks, you get an experience counter. Then create a 2/2 red Rebel creature token that's tapped and attacking for each experience counter you have.
{2}{R}{W}, Tap an untapped Rebel you control: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Equipped creature gets +0/+3 and has vigilance.
Equip {3}

{U}, {T}: Return target permanent you control to its owner's hand.

Target creature can't block this turn and becomes a Coward in addition to its other types until end of turn.
Time travel.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has haste.
At the beginning of each combat, untap equipped creature.
Equipped creature has first strike as long as it's blocking or blocked by a Goblin or Orc.
Equip {2}

When this creature enters, choose one —
• Destroy target artifact.
• This creature gains haste until end of turn.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}, Sacrifice this land: Add {C}{C}.

{X}{U}, {T}, Discard two cards: Return X target creatures to their owners' hands.

Draw four cards, then discard three cards at random.

Return target creature to its owner's hand. Create a Treasure token.

Flying
As this creature enters, choose a nonland card name.
Spells with the chosen name can't be cast.
Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated.

Return each creature that dealt damage this turn to its owner's hand.

Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, mill two cards.

Morph {4}{U}{U}
When this creature is turned face up, counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost for as long as it remains exiled.

Banding

Choose one —
• Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
• Permanents you control gain hexproof until end of turn.
• Return target creature to its owner's hand.

Return target creature or Vehicle to its owner's hand.

Whenever you cast a spell, you gain 2 life.

Morbid — When this creature enters, if a creature died this turn, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.

{T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
{4}, {T}: Transform Matzalantli. Activate only if there are four or more permanent types among cards in your graveyard.