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Choose one —
• Destroy all creatures.
• Destroy all artifacts and enchantments.

Impending 4—{2}{R}{R}
Whenever this permanent enters or attacks, it deals 4 damage to any target.

Cast this spell only during combat after blockers are declared.
Flip a coin. If you win the flip, target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Draw a card.

{R}: Untap this creature.
{R}: Target creature blocks this creature this turn if able.
{R}: Change the target of target spell that targets only this creature.
{1}: This creature gets +1/-1 until end of turn.
{1}: This creature gets -1/+1 until end of turn.

Return up to two target permanent cards from your graveyard to your hand. Target player shuffles up to four target cards from their graveyard into their library. Exile Rite of Renewal.

When this Equipment enters, manifest dread, then attach this Equipment to that creature.
Equipped creature has flying.
Equip {3}

Buyback—Sacrifice a land.
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery."
Plot {2}{R}

{G}, {T}: Target attacking Human gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Regenerate target permanent.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses target player who controls more creatures than they do and is their opponent. The first player may reveal cards from the top of their library until they reveal a creature card. If the first player does, that player puts that card onto the battlefield and all other cards revealed this way into their graveyard.

Lifelink
At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, you may pay {2}. If you do, draw a card.

Partner with Haldan, Avid Arcanist
Haste
Whenever Pako attacks, exile the top card of each player's library and put a fetch counter on each of them. Put a +1/+1 counter on Pako for each noncreature card exiled this way.

When this enchantment enters, you may exile target creature with toughness 3 or greater until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.

{3}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Reveal a number of cards from the top of your library equal to the sacrificed creature's power. Put one into your hand and exile the rest.

Create a 3/1 red Elemental creature token unless any opponent has you draw a card. Repeat this process two more times.

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. Create a Blood token.

Tap target creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it.
When this creature enters, move all +1/+1 counters from all creatures onto it.

{1}{U}: Choose a creature type other than Wall. Target creature becomes that type until end of turn.

Exile an instant or sorcery spell you control: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.

Buyback {2}
Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
Storm

Kicker {X}. X can't be 0.
Flying
When this creature enters, if it was kicked, gain control of target artifact with mana value X or less. If that artifact is an Equipment, attach it to this creature.

Equipped creature has base power and toughness 7/7 and can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.
Equip legendary creature {3}
Equip {7}

{TK}{TK} — Outlast {1}
{TK}{TK}{TK} — When this permanent dies, you get seven {TK}.
{TK}{TK} — 1/4
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 9/6