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Equipped creature gets +3/+2.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then you may cast a spell from your hand with mana value less than or equal to that damage without paying its mana cost.
Equip {2}

Creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn. You may turn a creature you control face up.

Menace
Tunnel Snakes Rule! — Whenever Butch DeLoria attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each other Rogue and/or Snake you control.
{1}{B}: Put a menace counter on another target creature. It becomes a Rogue in addition to its other types.

Undying

You may assign this creature's combat damage divided as you choose among defending player and/or any number of creatures they control.

Flying
Whenever this creature or another creature you control dies, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Flying
Sacrifice another creature: This creature gains your choice of vigilance, lifelink, or haste until end of turn.

Equipped creature gets +3/+0.
As long as equipped creature is a Human, it has lifelink.
Equip {3}

Target creature gets +3/+0 and gains lifelink until end of turn. Regenerate it.

At the beginning of your end step, if you don't control a Food, create a Food token.

Convoke
At the beginning of your end step, if you control a tapped creature, seek a nonland permanent card with mana value X or less, where X is the number of tapped creatures you control. Put that card onto the battlefield.

Exile target nonland permanent. Its controller creates a Treasure token.

Exile target nonland permanent. Its controller creates a Treasure token.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn.

Flying
When this creature enters, you may sacrifice an artifact or creature. If you do, draw a card.
Whenever another creature you control dies, if it had counters on it, put its counters on this creature.

As this artifact enters, you and an opponent each secretly choose Whack or Doodle. Then those choices are revealed. If the choices match, this artifact has that ability. Otherwise, it has Buzz.
• Whack — {T}: Target player loses 2 life.
• Doodle — {T}: You gain 3 life.
• Buzz — {2}, {T}: Draw a card.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose one that wasn't chosen during your last combat —
• Up to one target Soldier perpetually gets +1/+1 and gains flying.
• Choose a Soldier card in your hand. It perpetually gets +1/+1 and gains vigilance.
• Create a 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature token.

Destroy X target artifacts.

{1}{W}, Remove a counter from a permanent you control: Create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.
{1}{W}, Sacrifice an artifact: Choose any kind of counter a printed card refers to, then put one of that counter on target permanent.

Choose a number between 0 and 13. Each player sacrifices that many creatures of their choice.

Flying
Whenever you cast a creature spell with mana value 3 or less, investigate.

Warp {3}

Descend 8 — When you cast this spell, if there are eight or more permanent cards in your graveyard, copy this spell twice. You may choose new targets for the copies.
Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. Exile Bygone Marvels.

+2: Mill three cards, then return any number of cards from different Universes milled this way from your graveyard to your hand.
-X: Choose a Universe you haven't chosen this way this game. You may cast a spell from that Universe with mana value X or less from your hand without paying its mana cost.
Byode, Inverse Sun can be your commander.
Your deck can include Universes Beyond cards of any color identity.

Menace
Whenever you expend 4, you may discard your hand. If you do, draw two cards.