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Flying, haste
Devour 2

Trample
When Snapsail Rider enters the battlefield, this match is now worth 6 base points instead of 3. (A player can concede the game at any time, and may want to in response to this ability.)

Sinecure (This creature can occupy a space two spaces higher on the Monk Track than its power.)
Once on each of your odd-numbered (beige) production phases, you may spend two additional sheep when constructing a building. If you do, you may activate the lesser production ability of any building of prestige 5 or lower you control. Exceptions: Apiary, Cobbler (but not Shoemaker), Wainwright.

Flying, haste
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you gain 1 life and draw a card.

When The Grand Calcutron enters, each player's hand becomes a program (an ordered row of revealed cards).
Players can play only the first card of their program.
If a card would be put into a player's hand from anywhere, that player reveals it and places it anywhere within their program instead.
At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player's program has fewer than five cards, they draw cards equal to the difference.
The Grand Calcutron can be your commander.

Creatures you control have first strike.
Creatures your opponents control lose first strike and can't have or gain first strike.

Neurotraumal Rod — Whenever a creature attacks you, it gets -1/-0 until end of turn.
Whenever a creature attacks one of your opponents, it gets +0/+1 until end of turn.

At the beginning of each player's first main phase, that player adds {G}{G}.

The owner of target artifact or creature with mana value 1 or greater shuffles it into their library. Then that player discovers X, where X is its mana value.

When this creature enters, you may put an Aura card from your hand onto the battlefield attached to this creature.

Wither
{2}{R}, {Q}: This creature deals damage equal to its power to any target.

If an opponent controls a Mountain and you control an Island, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
Flying

This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.
Trample
At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, you may cast this creature from your graveyard.

Look at the top four cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. You lose 2 life.

Flash
Flying
{5}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Choose one —
• Put five charge counters on target Spacecraft or Planet you control.
• Destroy target artifact.

Vigilance
At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may attach any number of Equipment you control to target creature you control.

When you set this scheme in motion, put five +1/+1 counters on a creature you control and it gains flying and vigilance until end of turn. If you control no creatures, instead create a 4/4 colorless Scarecrow artifact creature token with vigilance.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Target player discards a number of cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power.

Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on a creature you control, put a supply counter on this enchantment.
{2}, Remove a supply counter from this enchantment: Draw a card.

{G}{G}, {T}: Creatures you control get +2/+2 until end of turn.
{U}{U}, {T}: Return target creature to its owner's hand.

Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you.

I — Create two tapped Powerstone tokens.
II — Choose two target players. Until your next turn, each creature they control attacks the other chosen player each combat if able.
III — This Saga deals X damage to any target and X damage to any other target, where X is the number of artifacts you control.

{T}: Add {G}.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "{T}: This creature deals damage equal to its power to any target."