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Draw three cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an enchantment card.

[+2]: Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. That creature gains menace until end of turn.
[–3]: Destroy target creature.
[–10]: For each creature card in your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
When this creature dies, target player loses life equal to its power.

Flash
Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, enchanted creature gains hexproof until end of turn.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has flying.

When this creature enters, draw a card for each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.

{G}{G}, {T}: Creatures you control get +2/+2 until end of turn.
{U}{U}, {T}: Return target creature to its owner's hand.

When Shichifukujin Dragon comes into play, put seven +1/+1 counters on it.
{R}{R}{R}, Sacrifice two +1/+1 counters: Put three +1/+1 counters on Shichifukujin Dragon at end of turn. Play this ability as a sorcery.

Sorcerous Inspiration — At the beginning of your upkeep, return an instant or sorcery card at random from your graveyard to your hand.
Fire of Tzeentch — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Evolve
Remove two +1/+1 counters from this creature: Regenerate it.

Flying
Whenever Blim deals combat damage to a player, that player gains control of target permanent you control. Then each player loses life and discards cards equal to the number of permanents they control but don't own.

When you cast this spell, create a 1/1 white Athlete creature token.
Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

{T}, Exile this artifact: Shuffle your graveyard into your library.

Constellation — Whenever this creature or another enchantment you control enters, each opponent loses 1 life.

Creatures you control have skulk.
{4}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Flash
When Niambi, Beloved Protector enters, if you cast it, choose target nonlegendary creature card in your graveyard that was put there from the battlefield this turn. Return it to the battlefield. It perpetually gains "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn."

Whenever this creature attacks alone, create a Food token.

Vigilance

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token. If four or more mana was spent to cast that spell, draw two cards. If eight or more mana was spent to cast that spell, sacrifice Tellah and it deals that much damage to each opponent.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you have exactly seven cards in hand.

[+2]: Draw two cards.
[–3]: Nicol Bolas deals 10 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
[–4]: Put target creature or planeswalker card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
[–12]: Exile all but the bottom card of target player's library.

Target Giant you control gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn. Whenever it deals combat damage to a player this turn, exile that many cards from the top of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

{T}: Add {R}.

Target attacking creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. If it's an artifact creature, it gains trample until end of turn.

At the beginning of each end step, you may have Geometric Weird's base power and toughness each become equal to the greatest number of spells and abilities from different sources that were on the stack simultaneously that turn.