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Menace
Whenever Phyrexian Harvester is dealt damage, seek that many nonland cards. At the beginning of your next end step, discard those cards.

Trample
When Rothga, Bonded Engulfer enters the battlefield, you get a one-time boon with "When you cast a creature spell, it perpetually gets +X/+X, where X is its power."

Toxic 1
Whenever Phyresis Roach deals combat damage to a player, Insects you control and Insect cards in your graveyard, hand, and library perpetually gain toxic 1.

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Seek a creature card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value and put that card onto the battlefield. That creature is a Phyrexian in addition to its other types. Activate only as a sorcery.

Starting intensity 0
Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, cards you own named Arek, False Goldwarden intensify by 1.
{3}{W}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice Arek, False Goldwarden: Target opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is Arek's intensity.

For Mirrodin!
Equipped creature gets +2/+2.
Whenever equipped creature dies, draft a card from Bladehold Cleaver's spellbook.
Equip {3}

When Contagion Dispenser enters the battlefield, proliferate.
Whenever you proliferate during your turn, draft a card from Contagion Dispenser's spellbook. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Indestructible
Darksteel Hydra enters the battlefield with X oil counters on it.
Darksteel Hydra's power and toughness are each equal to twice the number of oil counters on it.
When Darksteel Hydra enters the battlefield, conjure a card named Darksteel Ingot and a card named Darksteel Plate into your hand.

Glistening Extractor enters the battlefield with four oil counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are one or more oil counters on Glistening Extractor, seek a card with mana value equal to the number of oil counters on Glistening Extractor, then remove an oil counter from Glistening Extractor.

At the beginning of your end step, put an oil counter on up to one target creature.
Whenever a nontoken creature you control with one or more oil counters on it dies, conjure X duplicates of it into exile, where X is the number of oil counters on it. Those duplicates perpetually get +X/+X. Then shuffle those duplicates into your library.

Flying, Defender
As long as Ichor Aberration's power is 7 or greater, it can attack as though it didn't have defender.
Whenever you proliferate, if Ichor Aberration is in your graveyard or on the battlefield, Ichor Aberration perpetually gets +1/+1. You may cast it from your graveyard this turn.

Whenever one or more artifact creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, seek a nonland card with mana value 2 or less.

Trample
When Mephidross Slime dies, conjure a card named Mephidross Slime into your graveyard. Perpetually double the power and toughness of Mephidross Slime and that card, then shuffle them into their owner's library.

When Quicksilver Lapidary enters the battlefield, conjure a card named Mox Opal into your hand.

Toxic 1
When Seething Skitter-Priest enters the battlefield, creatures you control and creature cards in your hand perpetually gain "When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature token with toxic 1 and 'This creature can't block.'"

Flying
Toxic 1
Whenever Skullpiercer Gnat deals combat damage to a player, a random nonland card in that player's hand perpetually gains "When you cast this spell, you get a poison counter."

Whenever you seek one or more cards, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token.
Golems you control have vigilance.

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}, Discard a card: Conjure a card named Phyrexian Scrapyard into your hand.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice three lands named Phyrexian Scrapyard: Conjure a card named Soul of New Phyrexia onto the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Flying
At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control perpetually gets +1/+0. Then choose a creature card in your hand. It perpetually gets +1/+0.

Target tapped creature perpetually loses all abilities, then Resolute Rejection deals 4 damage to it.
Cycling {2}

When you attack with three or more creatures, conjure a card named Mox Ruby into your hand. This ability triggers only once.
{1}{R}: Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Lifelink
When Saint Elenda enters the battlefield, conjure a card of your choice from Saint Elenda's spellbook into your hand. You may cast that card this turn without paying its mana cost.
At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, create an X/X white Avatar creature token, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.

First strike, Lifelink
When Stalwart Realmwarden enters the battlefield, the next noncreature spell target opponent casts costs {2} more to cast.

Whenever Emerald Collector deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
When you draw your third card in a turn, conjure a card named Mox Emerald into your hand. This ability triggers only once.
{2}{G}: Emerald Collector has base power and toughness 4/4 until end of turn.

As long as you control exactly one creature, that creature has vigilance and ward {2}.
Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, seek two nonland cards, then discard a card.