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Whenever this creature attacks, create a Food token.
Whenever you sacrifice a food, choose one —
• Gelato — Target creature gains haste and trample until end of turn.
• Pasta — Scry 1.
• Pizza — Tap target creature.

Flying
When this creature dies, return it to its owner's hand.

Menace
At the beginning of each combat, if Gitrog, Horror of Zhava is untapped, any opponent may sacrifice a nontoken creature. If they do, tap Gitrog, Horror of Zhava, then seek a land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped.
Whenever a land enters under your control, it perpetually gains "{B}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card."

Create a tapped 4/4 green Rhino Warrior creature token for each tapped creature you control.

Flying
When this creature enters, you may have target opponent discard a card.

Mill three cards. Investigate.

Haste
Bushido 1

Whenever you crank this Contraption, target player loses 2 life.

Deathtouch
When this creature dies, you may search your library for a Curse card, put it onto the battlefield attached to target player, then shuffle.

{U}{B}, {T}: Create a 1/1 blue and black Zombie Wizard creature token.
{U}{U}{B}{B}: Target player loses X life and mills X cards, where X is the number of Zombies you control.

{5}{U/P}: Transform this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a charge counter on this artifact. Then if there are four or more charge counters on it, you may remove those counters and transform it.

{G}, Sacrifice this artifact: Until end of turn, target land becomes a 3/3 creature that's still a land.
{1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Blazing Salvo deals 3 damage to target creature unless that creature's controller has Blazing Salvo deal 5 damage to them.

Protection from blue
Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin.

You may look at the top card of your library any time.
You may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library.
Once during each of your turns, you may cast a spell from your hand or the top of your library without paying its mana cost.

This land enters tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Forest.
{T}: Add {B} or {G}.

Each noncreature, non-Equipment artifact is an Equipment with equip {X} and "Equipped creature gets +X/+0," where X is that artifact's mana value.

I — This Saga deals 1 damage to each creature without flying.
II — Add {R}{R}.
III — Sacrifice a Mountain. If you do, this Saga deals 3 damage to each creature.

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

As long as you control another Dinosaur, this creature gets +2/+0 and has trample.

Destroy target nonbasic land unless its controller has Lava Blister deal 6 damage to them.

When this enchantment enters, return a red or green enchantment you control to its owner's hand.
Lands you control are 2/2 creatures with first strike. They're still lands.

At the beginning of the Horde's first main phase, reveal an additional card from the top of the Horde's library. The Horde casts that card.
Hero's Reward — When Plundered Statue is put into a graveyard from anywhere, each player draws a card.

Gain control of target permanent until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn.
Fuse