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Trample, haste
When this creature enters, each player secretly chooses a number. Then those numbers are revealed. Each player with the highest number loses that much life. If you are one of those players, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.

Indestructible

{R}, {T}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: This creature deals 2 damage to any target.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {R}.
Cycling {1}{R}

Flying
At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn, create a 1/1 white Pegasus creature token with flying.

Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
Coven — If you control three or more creatures with different powers, creatures you control get +2/+1 until end of turn instead.

Creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn.
Cycling {2}

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Equipped creature has deathtouch during your turn. Otherwise, it has reach.
Equip {2}

At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a green Aura enchantment token named Settlement attached to up to one target land you control. It has enchant land and "Enchanted land has '{T}: Add one mana of any color.'"
Whenever Preston Garvey attacks, untap each enchanted permanent you control.

Flying
Whenever you cast a Bolas planeswalker spell, you may sacrifice this creature. If you do, destroy target creature.

This creature can't attack unless a black or green creature also attacks.

Haste
Toxic 3

Deathtouch
Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.
Whenever another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.

Choose one —
• Counter target spell with mana value less than or equal to the number of cards in its controller's graveyard.
• Destroy target creature with mana value less than or equal to the number of cards in its controller's graveyard.

For Mirrodin!
Equipped creature gets +4/+4 and has trample.
Equip {5}{G}{G}

Trample
This creature enters with two -1/-1 counters on it.
{B/G}, Remove a -1/-1 counter from this creature: Regenerate this creature.

Copy target instant or sorcery spell you control. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, copy that spell twice instead. You may choose new targets for the copies.
Flashback {3}{R}{R}

Flying, trample
Join forces — Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, each player starting with you may pay any amount of mana. This creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the total amount of mana paid this way.

Protection from blue
Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin.

Exile target creature or planeswalker that's black or red. Scry 1.

Return a card at random from your graveyard to your hand, then reorder your graveyard as you choose.

Whenever one or more nontoken creatures you control die, investigate. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Counter target spell, then proliferate.

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When this creature enters, choose one —
• Destroy target creature that was dealt damage this turn.
• Exile up to two target cards from a single graveyard.