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{T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn.

Haste
Whenever Squee attacks, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token that's tapped and attacking.
You may cast this card from your graveyard by paying {3}{R} and exiling four other cards from your graveyard rather than paying its mana cost.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

{1}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to target creature you control this turn.

You may cast this card from your graveyard or from exile.

Sorcery spells cost {3} more to cast.

Counter target activated ability.
Draw a card.

Squelching Leeches's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Swamps you control.

{TK}{TK} — {T}: The next time target player would roll one or more dice this turn, instead they roll that many dice plus one, then you choose one of those rolls to ignore.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Protection from odd mana values
{TK}{TK} — 4/1
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 6/6

When Squidnapper enters, gain control of target creature an opponent controls until Squidnapper leaves the battlefield or that player pays the ransom.
Ransom — {6} and 2 life

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has lifelink.
When this Aura enters, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink.

Flash
When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. That creature gains first strike until end of turn.
Equipped creature gets +1/+0.
Equip {3}

Fathomless descent — Return to the battlefield target nonland permanent card in your graveyard with mana value less than or equal to the number of permanent cards in your graveyard.

Fear

When this creature enters, ask a person outside the game "Do you like Squirrels?" If they do, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

{1}{G}: Reveal a card in your hand, covering the artist credit. Target opponent guesses the artist. If they guess wrong, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

This creature gets +1/+1 for each other Squirrel on the battlefield.

Enchant land
Enchanted land has "{T}: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token."

When this enchantment enters, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, you may pay {1}. If you do, return this enchantment to its owner's hand.

Other Squirrels you control get +1/+1.

When this creature enters, open an Attraction.
Whenever this creature attacks, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token that's tapped and attacking for each Attraction you've visited this turn.

Visit — You have five seconds to stack dice on top of one another. If you stack at least five dice, claim the prize
Prize — Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each die you stacked above the fourth, then sacrifice this Attraction and open an Attraction.

{1}{G}, Sacrifice a land: Create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.
{1}{G}, Sacrifice a land: Squirrel creatures get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Increase the result of each die you roll by 2.