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(You have to pay {2}{G} to play this land as your land drop. It's green.)
When Glade of the Pump Spells enters the battlefield, up to one target creature gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn.
{T}: Add {G}{G}.

Flying
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, roll a d20. Draw cards equal to the result. You have no maximum hand size for the rest of the game.

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. You gain 3 life.

Flash
When this creature enters, target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Flying
At the beginning of your end step, choose a random nonland Magic card name. Until your next end step, you may cast a copy of a spell with that name, and mana of any type can be spent to cast it. If you cast a spell this way, copy this ability if Discord is on the battlefield.

When The Meathook Massacre enters, each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.
Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.

If Faceless One is your commander, choose a color before the game begins. Faceless One is the chosen color.
Choose a Background

Untap target permanent.

Flying
All creatures attack each combat if able.
{1}{R}: Attacking creatures get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Goblin War Strike deals damage to target player or planeswalker equal to the number of Goblins you control.

Flame Javelin deals 4 damage to any target.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.
Draw two cards.
Flashback {3}{R}

If an opponent would be dealt commander damage, they receive triple that amount of commander damage instead. (They don't actually take more damage, it just counts as triple the amount of commander damage.)

Flying, vigilance

{G}, {T}: Target creature gets +5/+5 until end of turn.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has base power 0 and has "At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life unless you sacrifice this creature."

Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, you may put a ki counter on this creature.
{1}, {T}, Remove X ki counters from this creature: Return target creature with mana value X or less to its owner's hand.

Search your library for up to two creature cards with different names, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.

At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent may exile a card from their graveyard. If that player doesn't, you may draw a card.

When this creature enters, target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Reach
Whenever High-Rise Sawjack blocks a creature with flying, High-Rise Sawjack gets +3/+0 until end of turn.

Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life. If it's a Spider, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Read ahead
I — You and target opponent each draw two cards.
II — Create a 1/1 white Bird creature token with flying.
III — Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures.

Alpha strike (This creature has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.)

Commander creatures you own have "{1}, Sacrifice another creature or an artifact: This creature deals 1 damage to any target."