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(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)
I — Each player may put a planeswalker or Zombie card from War of the Spark from their hand or graveyard onto the battlefield.
II — Sacrifice any number of creatures and/or planeswalkers. Each opponent sacrifices that many creatures and/or planeswalkers.
III — Exile up to one target Bolas. Proliferate three times.

Tap target untapped creature you control. If you do, add an amount of {C} equal to that creature's mana value.

Target creature gets +3/-3 until end of turn.

This creature gets +3/+0 as long as there are two or more unlocked doors among Rooms you control.

Tap five untapped Clerics you control: You gain 10 life.

Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn.

Flying
When this creature enters, you may cast target instant, sorcery, or artifact card from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If an instant or sorcery spell cast this way would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.

Flying, trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature other than this creature. If you can't, this creature deals 7 damage to you.
Morph {B}{B}{B}{B}

As long as this creature is equipped, it gets +1/+1 and has vigilance.

When this Case enters, choose target creature you don't control. Each creature you control deals 1 damage to that creature.
To solve — Three or more creatures attacked this turn.
Solved — Creatures you control get +1/+0.

Whenever this creature becomes blocked, it deals 1 damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.

If an opponent controls a Forest and you control a Swamp, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
{B}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

At the beginning of your end step, put a doom counter on this scheme, then this scheme deals damage equal to the number of doom counters on it to the opponent with the highest life total among your opponents. If two or more players are tied for highest life total, you choose one.

Rally — Whenever this creature or another Ally you control enters, creatures you control gain vigilance until end of turn.

Destroy target nongreen creature. Its controller loses 3 life if you've cast another black spell this turn.

Flash
Flying
Deathtouch

Flying
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you gain 1 life and surveil 1.
Disguise {4}{B}

{4}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You may put a silver-bordered or acorn permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Flying, haste
When this creature enters, put up to one target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.

Choose target artifact or enchantment. Its owner shuffles it into their library.

Menace
Melee

At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

When this creature enters, each player sacrifices all lands they control except for three.

Flying
When this creature enters, create two 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature tokens with toxic 1 and "This token can't block."