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Target creature you don't control gets -2/-0 until end of turn and attacks this turn if able.
Overload {3}{U}{R}

When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Sliver creatures you control have "When this creature enters, Slivers you control get +1/+1 until end of turn if you're the monarch. Otherwise, you become the monarch."

Choose one —
• Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
• You may play up to two additional lands this turn.
Entwine {2}{G}

{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Distribute the sacrificed creature's keyword abilities among any number of other target creatures until end of turn. If it's December, you gain 1 life for each of those keywords.

Any player may have Breaking Point deal 6 damage to them. If no one does, destroy all creatures. Creatures destroyed this way can't be regenerated.

As this land enters, you may reveal a Soldier card from your hand. This land enters tapped unless you revealed a Soldier card this way or you control a Soldier.
{T}: Add {W} or {U}.
{5}, {T}: Soldiers you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Other creatures you control have haste.
Artifact cards and red creature cards in your hand have warp {2}{R}.

Return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Venture into the dungeon.

{4}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn. Activate only during your turn.

When The Cyber-Controller enters, each opponent mills X cards. Put all creature cards milled this way onto the battlefield face down under your control. They're 2/2 Cyberman artifact creatures.
Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+1.

Flying
Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, this creature gets +2/+1 until end of turn.

Morbid — When this creature enters, if a creature died this turn, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Trample
When this creature enters, create a Food token.

Flying
Commander spells you cast have demonstrate. (When you cast a commander spell, you may copy it. If you do, choose an opponent to also copy it. The copies become tokens.)
The "legend rule" doesn't apply to commanders you control.

When this creature enters, it deals 4 damage to target creature.

Equipped creature gets +2/+1.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a creature, create a Food token.
Equip {3}

Flying
Lieutenant — As long as you control your commander, this creature gets +2/+2 and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player sacrifices a creature of their choice."

Create a token that's a copy of target artifact or creature you control, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types. It gains haste until end of turn. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

{4}: This creature gains flying until end of turn.
{1}: This creature deals 2 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. Activate only if this creature is attacking or blocking and only once each turn.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to Maester Seymour's power on another target creature you control.
{3}{G}{G}: Monstrosity X, where X is the number of counters among creatures you control.

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Non-Eye creatures you control can't attack.
Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, destroy that creature.

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a mannequin counter on it. For as long as that creature has a mannequin counter on it, it has "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it."

You make all choices for Spuzzems you control.