Unfinity

Sanguine Sipper

Sanguine Sipper {1}{W}

Creature - Vampire Guest
Sanguine Sipper has lifelink as long as you control a stickered permanent.
The midway offers every flavor under the sun, even to guests who need to stay out of it.
3/1
Solaflora, Intergalactic Icon

Solaflora, Intergalactic Icon {3}{W}{W}

Legendary Creature - Human Guest
Auras and Equipment you control attached to Solaflora, Intergalactic Icon affect other creatures you control as though those Auras and Equipment were attached to them.
Counters and stickers on Solaflora affect other creatures you control as though those counters and stickers were on them.
3/3
Starlight Spectacular

Starlight Spectacular {2}{W}{W}

Enchantment
Parade! — At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose creatures you control one at a time until each creature you control has been chosen. Each of those creatures gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature chosen before it.
Surprise Party

Surprise Party {2}{W}

Enchantment
When Surprise Party enters the battlefield, yell "Surprise!" and put onto the battlefield any number of printed Clown Robot tokens that aren't touching each other, that you hid on the battlefield before you cast Surprise Party, and that weren't spotted by an opponent before you cast Surprise Party.
Robots you control get +1/+0 and have vigilance.
Sword-Swallowing Seraph

Sword-Swallowing Seraph {4}{W}{W}

Creature - Angel Performer
Flying, vigilance
When Sword-Swallowing Seraph enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
{1}{W}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature with a name sticker on it. Activate only as a sorcery.
4/4
T.A.P.P.E.R.

T.A.P.P.E.R. {W}

Artifact Creature - Clown Robot
{T}, Tap an untapped creature you control that has a hat: Tap target creature.
"'Technologically-Advanced People-Pleasing Entertainment Robot', eh? Nice hat. Would be a shame if something happened to it."
—"Brims" Barone, midway mobster
1/2
Trapeze Artist

Trapeze Artist {W}

Creature - Human Performer
Flying
Trapeze Artist enters the battlefield by being flipped from a height of at least one foot (about 0.3 meters). If it lands face down or didn't turn over completely at least once during the flip, return it to its owner's hand.
Heinrich catches the trapeze only about half the time, but he looks so good falling.
2/1
Animate Object

Animate Object {4}{U}

Sorcery
You get seven {TK}. Choose an inanimate object you own from outside the game. Put a power and toughness sticker on it. You may also put a name sticker, an art sticker, and/or an ability sticker on it. Put it onto the battlefield as a creature token.
Tap beverages with extreme caution.
Astroquarium

Astroquarium {2}{U}

Artifact
When Astroquarium enters the battlefield, you may put an art sticker on it.
{1}, {T}: Until end of turn, target creature becomes a blue Shark with base power and toughness 4/4. If the cracks in Astroquarium's art are completely covered, that creature becomes a blue Octopus with base power and toughness 8/8 instead. Activate only as a sorcery.
Baaallerina

Baaallerina {3}{U}

Creature - Sheep Performer
Flying
When Baaallerina enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
{2}{U}: Another target creature with a name sticker on it gains flying until end of turn.
Cute as a mutton.
3/3
Bag Check

Bag Check {1}{U}{U}

Instant
Counter target spell, then ask a person outside the game if that spell looks dangerous to them. If they say yes, draw a card, then discard a card.
"As long as there's no outside food, you're good to go."
Bamboozling Beeble

Bamboozling Beeble {U}

Creature - Beeble
Protection from Robots
{1}, {T}: The next time target player would roll one or more dice this turn, instead they roll that many dice plus one and you choose one of those rolls to ignore.
Myra bought beebles because they were cheaper than rubber ducks. Now the infestation is her largest expense.
1/1
Bioluminary

Bioluminary {2}{U}

Creature - Merfolk Performer
Whenever Bioluminary deals combat damage to a player, you get {TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
The Gargantikari astroserpent hated the taste of merfolk, but the audience didn't need to know that.
1/3
Blufferfish

Blufferfish {4}{U}{U}

Creature - Fish
{3}{U}: An opponent tells you a statement about themselves and secretly notes whether it's true or not. You guess which it is. If you guessed correctly, Blufferfish gets +2/+0 and can't be blocked this turn.
Lying to a fish is such an unthinkable act, most planets don't even have a law against it.
3/6
Boing!

Boing! {1}{U}

Instant
Return target creature to its owner's hand, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, scry a number of cards equal to the result.
Sometimes the Astrotorium's stunts look dangerous because they absolutely are.
Busted!

Busted! {1}{U}

Instant
Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}, where X is the number of words in the name with the most words among permanents you control.
"All you gotta do is panic with purpose. And plead your innocence with purpose. And have your mom bail you out with purpose."
Command Performance

Command Performance {1}{U}

Sorcery
Choose two —
• Open an Attraction.
• Roll to visit your Attractions.
• You get {TK}{TK}.
• You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Croakid Amphibonaut

Croakid Amphibonaut {4}{U}

Creature - Frog Guest
Croakid Amphibonaut has flying as long as you control a stickered permanent.
"I designed the Astrotorium's jetpacks to be lightweight and inexpensive. Nobody mentioned reliable."
—Truss, chief engineer
4/3
Decisions, Decisions

Decisions, Decisions {3}{U}

Sorcery
Reveal the top three cards of your library, then choose a consonant. (Y counts.) Put each card that has the chosen letter in the first word of its name from among them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
To B, or not to B.
Exchange of Words

Exchange of Words {1}{U}{U}

Enchantment
When Exchange of Words enters the battlefield, choose two target creatures. For as long as Exchange of Words remains on the battlefield, exchange the text boxes of those creatures.
Before criticizing, walk a mile (about 1.6 kilometers) in their head. That way, when you do, you're a mile away and you have their head.
Fluros of Myra's Marvels

Fluros of Myra's Marvels {2}{U}{U}

Legendary Creature - Merfolk Performer
As Fluros of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose a number greater than 0.
Whenever you cast a spell with power, toughness, or loyalty equal to the chosen number, target artifact or creature becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness X/X until end of turn, where X is the chosen number.
Partner
3/4
Focused Funambulist

Focused Funambulist {1}{U}

Creature - Human Performer
Flash
As Focused Funambulist enters the battlefield, you may put an art sticker on the empty side of the balancing pole. When you do, ask a person outside the game "Does this look balanced?" If they say yes, you may tap or untap target creature.
2/1
Glitterflitter

Glitterflitter {2}{U}

Creature - Faerie Performer
Flying
When Glitterflitter enters the battlefield, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
There are no small parts, only small performers.
2/2
How Is This a Par Three?!

How Is This a Par Three?! {2}{U}{U}

Enchantment
Whenever you cast a spell, you may have target player mill X cards, where X is the number of words in that spell's name.
Against the infinite backdrop of space, isn't all golf miniature?
Make a _____ Splash

Make a _____ Splash {2}{U}

Enchantment
Flash
When this enchantment enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it.
Whenever you put a sticker on this enchantment, tap up to X target creatures, where X is the number of u's in name stickers on this enchantment.
The largest dunk tank in forty-seven galaxies.